Mallory Ortberg has a voice like an old movie actress. (“Male Novelist Jokes” at the Last Bookstore in LA)

Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording—all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night.

Sylvia Plath

fuck every single time that last line gets quoted without the rest

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please stop spreading the rumor that i’m a nice person i want my enemies to know i have a cold heart like the unexplored depths of the ocean

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What they won’t show you on CNN tonight: Ferguson residents line a parade of roses down W Florissant, leading to where Mike Brown was taken from this world. #staywoke #powerful #insolidarity 

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The day has arrived! Thank you all so much for following me!!
To commemorate this milestone I’m doing a little giveaway with three of the following prizes:

First place: fully colored bust
Second place: flat colored bust
Third place: lineart bust

The winners can choose for me to draw one of their OC-s, a canon character, humans, furries, aliens, basically anything but robots or complicated armor.

-You gotta be following me! (This is a follower appreciation thing after all)
-Only reblogs count (each person only gets one entry but like and reblog it as much as you want)
-No giveaway blogs
-Keep your asks open so I can contact you if you win!
-Giveaway ends at midnight (US Mountain Time) on the 22nd of August.
-I’m choosing the winners by random number generator.

Again, thank you all for following me! :)
Please note: I’ve got my own personal project and commissions to finish so the prizes will not be priority projects. I will try to complete them as soon as possible though.

Last chance before the giveaway ends!



What I do?

When that baby walks away with her hand in the air sayin “OKAY” is me

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not ALL orcs
a player, after I explained the origin of anti-orc sentiments in a small mining town (via outofcontextdnd)

Moonlit Beauties (detail) by Luis Ricardo Falero (1851-1896)
oil on canvas, date unknown 

Moonlit Beauties (detail) by Luis Ricardo Falero (1851-1896)

oil on canvas, date unknown 

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